The weekend is almost upon us, a time of happiness and frolics, but our hearts are heavier than something I can't think of right now because I'm too tired to construct metaphors. All is darkness and depression, reader. It has been 72 hours since our last game of Halo 4. Matt is hungover, and for reasons that may never become clear, Log just made me pretend to be a newsagent. Also, the promo copies of Dishonored haven't arrived yet.
There's only one thing to do in this situation, one way of rediscovering the Way to the Light, and that's to bang on about all the games you lot haven't bought despite us telling you, repeatedly and in no uncertain terms, that they're worth buying. Fie upon thee, heretic! Look, here's a heavily paginated gallery of "buy this game" links. Don't make me come down there, etc. I WILL END YOU.
RAGE - £8.85
The usual chunky, hard-hitting gunplay from id Software, set in one of the developer's most memorable and artfully constructed realms. The multiplayer's a bit lacking and this "open world" isn't especially open, but if it's opulent sci-fi violence you're after, RAGE should satisfy.