I am sorry, Skyrim. I have displeased you. In my last feature, I dared suggest that other games might deserve an equal, nay a greater share of players' attention.
But this cannot be. I know not what insane lunatic madness gripped me as I penned those fatal words, only that I come before you now as but a servant, humble and contrite and also quoting the third Pirates of the Caribbean film.
Spare me your divine anger, O lord. Perhaps a small offering, to appease your most righteous and entirely bug-free wrath? Perhaps... the names and locations of every eligible man or maiden in your realm?
Thank you, my lord. You are as merciful as you are hilarious. Let us begin.
* Aela the Huntress - Nord, farm outside Whiterun.
* Aeri - Nord, Pale, inside her house.
* Anwen - Redguard, Markarth Temple.
* Avrusa Sarethi - Dark Elf, Sarethi Farm, Rift.
* Borgahk the Steel Heart - Orc, Mor Khazgur.
* Brelyna Maryon - Dark Elf, College of Winterhold.
* Camilla Valerius - Imperial, Riverwood.
* Dravynea the Stoneweaver - Dark Elf, Kyne's Grove.
* Ghorza gra-Bagol - Orc, Markarth.
* Gilfre - Imperial, Mixwater Mill, Eastmarch.
* Grelka - Nord, Riften.
* Iona - Nord, Riften.
* Jenassa - Dark Elf, Drunken Huntsman, Whiterun.
* Jordis the Sword-Maiden - Nord, Proudspire Manor, Solitude.
* Lydia - Nord, Dragonsreach, Whiterun.
* Mjoll the Lioness - Nord, her house, Riften.
* Muiri - Breton, The Hag's Cure, Markarth.
* Njada Stonearm - Nord, The Companions Guild house, Whiterun.
* Orla - Nord, Temple of Dibella, Markarth.
* Ria - Imperial, The Companion's Guild House, Whiterun.
* Senna - Imperial, Temple of Dibella, Markarth.
* Shahvee - Argonian, outside Windhelm.
* Sylgja - Nord, Shor's Stone.
* Taarie - High Elf, Solitude.
* Temba Wide-Arm - Nord, Ivarstead.
* Uthgerd - Nord, her house, Whiterun.
* Viola Giordano - Imperial, Windhelm, Eastmarch.
* Ysolda - Nord, Whiterun.
* Ainethach - Breton, Karthwasten Hall, Karthwasten.
* Angrenor Once-Honored - Nord, Candlehearth Hall, Windhelm.
* Argis the Bulwark - Nord, Vlindrel Hall, Markarth.
* Athis - Dark Elf, Jorrvaskr Living Quarters, Whiterun.
* Balimund - Nord, The Scorched Hammer, Riften.
* Belrand - Nord, The Winking Skeever, Solitude.
* Benor - Nord, Morthal.
* Calder - Nord, Hjerim, Windhelm.
* Cosnach - Breton, The Warrens, Markarth.
* Derkeethus - Argonian, Darkwater Pass.
* Erik the Slayer - Nord, Frostfruit Inn, Rorikstead.
* Farkas - Nord, Brill and Vignar, Whiterun.
* Filnjar - Nord, found in his house, in Shor's Stone.
* Gat gro-Shargakh - Orc, Pavo's House, Kolskeggr Mine.
* Ghorbash the Iron Hand - Orc, Burguk's Longhouse, Dushnikh Yal.
* Marcurio - Imperial, Riften.
* Moth gro-Bagol - Orc, Understone Keep, Markarth.
* Octieve San - Breton, Solitude.
* Omluag - Breton, The Warrens, Markarth.
* Onmund - Nord, The Hall of Attainment, College of Winterhold.
* Pavo Attius - Imperial, his house, Kolskeggr Mine.
* Perth - Breton, Miner's House, Soljund's Sinkhole.
* Quintus Navale - Imperial, White Phial Services, Windhelm.
* Revyn Sadri - Dark Elf, Sadri's Used Wares, Windhelm.
* Roggi Knot-Beard - Nord, Steamscorch Mine, Kyne's Grove.
* Romlyn Dreth - Dark Elf, his house, Riften.
* Scouts-Many-Marshes - Argonian, Argonian Assemblage, Windhelm.
* Sondas Drenim - Dark Elf, Goldenrock Mine, Darkwater Crossing.
* Sorex Vinius - Imperial, Solitude.
* Stenvar - Nord, Windhelm.
* Torvar - Nord, The Companions Guild House, Whiterun.
* Vilkas - Nord, The Companions Guild House, Whiterun.
* Vorstag - Nord, Markarth.
* Wilhelm - Nord, Ivarstead.
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